I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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