Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
vagina is talking i cant
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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