You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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