This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Randomize
