do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Mom said you looked used
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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