I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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