anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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