after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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