Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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