but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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