They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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