so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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