Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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