my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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