the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
