I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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