I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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