I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
