My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Congratulations! We have a period
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