I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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