Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
