Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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