I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
