Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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