How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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