Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
