you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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