Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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