You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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