How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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