also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
