Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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