All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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