Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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