Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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