Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
i now understand why vodka
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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