Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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