The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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