I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize
