Do vagina's smell?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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