Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
farters have to be the big spoon...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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