Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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