This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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