I am in a vortex of obligation.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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