I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
In America we eat man semen.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
we should paint friendship bongs
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