It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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