haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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