What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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