"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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