Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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